i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula?
WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT
flawless people: chris evans
Who the hell wants to go to Westeros? Like…”Y’know what I want…some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming..a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…”
parks and recreation + text posts
Laura Haddock, who played Quill’s mother in Guardians of the Galaxy, also appeared in Captain America.
HEADCANON: THIS IS TOTES GRANDMA QUILL.
LMFAO the Hulk one tho
marvel meets parks and rec - opening credits [+]
this is LITrally the best coffee i have ever had. aNOTHER.
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport
me if i ever get sent to prison
misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said
One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct.
And people wonder and complain when I am “down” on sports.
are we gonna talk about the wage gap between professors of different genders