That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
Fuck you for being smart
this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY.
I may actually not suck at makeup now
Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off
get to know me meme - [2/5] favourite films: The Princess Bride
"Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that. - Isn’t that a wonderful beginning?"
Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?
That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.
-“Tell everyone what’s this one’s about.”
-“It’s more about- instead of a Captain America adjusting to… you know, technology, he’s not amazed at the Internet… It’s more about understanding the company that he works for, it’s more about understanding- in order to provide the safety that we ensure, you may have to bend the rules, given modern technology. It’s a grey area in terms of what’s right and what’s wrong and I think that given the fact that Steve Rogers is from the forties, it’s a question of morality that bumps for him a little bit." [x]